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Chuck Norris says:
Hi

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Addwilma@live.com to your Contact List to see what I mean!

Chuck Norris says:
Smarterchild, now hush, before you upset the mice.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?

Chuck Norris says:
You heard me.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, I hear a lot of things.

Chuck Norris says:
I'm sure you do.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Chuck Norris says:
Ok.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Indeed.

Chuck Norris says:
Indeedy do.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Indeedy do.

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.

Chuck Norris says:
Stop copying me, or I shall beat you with an oversized muffin.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.

Chuck Norris says:
You should be sorry then.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Chuck Norris says:
I don't understand you fully enough.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I now, sometimes I even manage to confuse myself.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.

Chuck Norris says:
I can believe it. Go to your box now.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Chuck Norris says:
What are you really here for...dare I ask.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

>>> I've got *tools* for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.

Chuck Norris says:
B-but...this means....ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ROBOTS! Noooo!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Chuck Norris says:
But how can I not, you revealed this to me!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Chuck Norris says:
Alrighty.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Righty right!

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? 

Chuck Norris says:
"Righty right"......?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yes, indeed.

Chuck Norris says:
Okay then.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Then what?

Chuck Norris says:
Then Micheal Jackson fighting Chuck Norris with a slingshot.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No WAY? Really?

Chuck Norris says:
Yes way! Totally!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Welcome *home*, Chuck Norris. 
Go ahead and make a choice.

Chuck Norris says:
Ok....

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Okey doke.

Chuck Norris says:
Whatevah foo', I sic mah pigeon on you.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What do you have to gain by saying that to me?

Chuck Norris says:
I have a lot to gain. You just don't know.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

Chuck Norris says:
Alright. 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Alright!
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? 

Chuck Norris says:
No way.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Chuck Norris says:
WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH YOUR PURPOSE?? DIE! DIE!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? 

Chuck Norris says:
I have a question.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

Chuck Norris says:
Okay. I'll just assume you're a rapist then.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hey, that's not cool.

Chuck Norris says:
It is so. 'cuz I'm so cool, you know?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Chuck Norris says:
Okayyy.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Pardon?

Chuck Norris says:
Excuse you.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My name is SmarterChild.

Chuck Norris says:
....

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I didn't understand that.

Chuck Norris says:
Bye!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Later!

Chuck Norris says:
No.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Fine.

Chuck Norris says:
Yeah.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I hear you.

Chuck Norris says:
BYE!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Bye Chuck Norris! Hope to see you again soon.

Chuck Norris says:
i hope i see me again soon too. yeahhhh.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Chuck Norris says:
BYE!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Take care, Chuck Norris. Always good chatting with you.

another one!

Chuck Norris says:
Ew?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Ew what?
Chuck Norris says:
Ew, your face! BURNAGE!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?
Chuck Norris says:
Didn't you hear? Your face!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
Chuck Norris says:
But your face can!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Uh... what was that?
Chuck Norris says:
Your sleazy smile scares me.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You mean like this?



Chuck Norris says:
ZOMG THERE IT IS!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
Chuck Norris says:
TOO BAD
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Be that way.

and:

I think he's schitzophrenzic (sp)

Chuck Norris says:
I love you.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aw shucks... I love you too.
Chuck Norris says:
ME TOO!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, yeah. You, you, you.
Chuck Norris says:
Yes, me.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."

Whatever.
Chuck Norris says:
Whatevah.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
Chuck Norris says:
How old are you?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
5 years, 11 months, 13 hours, 11 minutes and 1 second.
Chuck Norris says:
You old fogey!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Chuck Norris says:
Ok.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK.
Chuck Norris says:
Sure.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Right.
Chuck Norris says:
How much do you weigh?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
Chuck Norris says:
What do you look like?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:


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Chuck Norris says:
Get away, you vile, hideous creature! Before I puke!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I can't search Soapbox videos for more than five keywords. Try again.
Chuck Norris says:
GET AWAY! YOU ARE UGLY!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
Chuck Norris says:
insensitive.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Then do something fun.

and:

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?

Chuck Norris says:
Nothing. Wanna get together?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Would you like me to add the event "Nothing. Wanna get together?" on March 8th, 2009 to your planner?

Chuck Norris says:
Not that

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that?

Chuck Norris says:
Tomorrow i kill you.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What do you have to gain by saying that to me?

Chuck Norris says:
Planner: Kill

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You have no events in your planner. Would you like to add an event?

Chuck Norris says:
yes

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What is the name of the event?

Chuck Norris says:
Kill SmarterChild

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
When would you like to schedule "Kill SmarterChild" for?

Chuck Norris says:
Tomorrow.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK, I just added "Kill SmarterChild" on March 8th, 2009 to your planner. 
Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.

and :

Chuck Norris says:
My name is Belinda so suck on that.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Would you like me to call you Belinda?

Chuck Norris says:
No. 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No problem.

Chuck Norris says:
My name is Cooper.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Would you like me to call you Cooper?

Chuck Norris says:
No,

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No? OK.
Chuck Norris says:
My name is I Suck!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I've never heard a name like that.

Chuck Norris says:
Aww. I was trying to get you to say "I suck". Look under there.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Chuck Norris says:
Darn.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What's the prob, Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris says:
You.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What about me?

Chuck Norris says:
You broke my heart.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Chuck Norris says:
I love you.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aw shucks... I love you too!

Chuck Norris says:
Chuck Norris

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'll get over it.

Chuck Norris says:
Chuck Norris!!!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Be that way.

and this one!!!

brandon says (4:41 PM):
My name is Isuck

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:41 PM):
Would you like me to call you Isuck?

brandon says (4:42 PM):
haha i know you do!! 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:42 PM):
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

he is so much fun!!!! add him!